i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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