I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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