Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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