i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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