some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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