Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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