There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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