bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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