me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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