When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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