he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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