Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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