Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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