I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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