I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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