We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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