My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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