YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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