I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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