I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
