Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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