Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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