dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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