Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
People in love make me want to vomit
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
