i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize