I've blown a few things in my day
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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