He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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