It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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