hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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