So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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