nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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