Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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