I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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