it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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