You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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