What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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