I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
4 words: hood of his car
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dick very happy bro
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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