That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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