I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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