There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
