they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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