What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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