we're blogging at a bar
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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