If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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