I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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