he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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