This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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