i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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