in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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