hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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